February 2012
74 posts
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
hobophobia:
(i) h(ate) myself(all of the food in our fridge)
Girl in class: omg tumblr is so great i'm so obsessed i have like 20 followers i'm so happy do you have a tumblr??
Me: no
WELCOME TO HAZLETON AREA.
In this place you people call a school, you will find five types of people.
1. The people who try and get people to adore them. The people who put on this facade to try and blend themselves with the people who are doing exactly the same. This includes the kids who go to parties every weekend and boast about how fucked up they got that one Friday night, the kids that...
girl: wow I just wish people thought I was hot
guy: hey you're hot
girl: omg no I'm not I'm so ugly how can you even say that just look at me ugh
girl:
girl:
girl: how come no one thinks I'm hot
